hair-or stories...

I think I now realise how hair salon hair dressers can conspire to kill someone and so I name this script THE CURIOUS CASE OF KILLER SALONISTS.

CAST
Yours truly (staring)
Hair dresser 1(co star)
Hair assistant
Accountant

PLOT
The scene starts off in the 2nd floor of a highrise building where the hair parlor is located .The lead actress(yours truly) is having her nappy hair relaxed....so the hair dresser first applies the chemicals on my hair then sits around waiting for it to properly develop .Her assistant who has been sitting in the corner earphones in place filing her nails and chewing gum like some retard finally walks out for "lunch" (its 11 am ..who has lunch at 11 a.m? on a freakn saturday?)
anywho..my hair gets processed (i know it sounds like some document on a computer or something) and my head feels as though it's on fire so I call for her attention and the convo..

Her: Is it that bad?
Me: Yeah.Feels like am burning!
Her: (laughs) am sure it doesn't hurt a bit
Me:It really feels like my head's on fire (freak! I would not complain if I felt just fine)
Her:(laughs again and walks out to go and chat with the accountant next door!)

Seriously???!!